Looking 4 Cathy Mitchell
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Okay, this might sound a little unhinged, but I am on a very serious quest. Has anyone—and I mean anyone in the darkest corners of BoothHub, Gumroad, VRCMods, or even the forbidden blender backrooms—found a VRChat avatar that even remotely resembles the iconic, the legendary, the queen of infomercials herself... Cathy Mitchell?
I’m not just talking ‘older white lady’ vibes. No, no. I’m talking about true Cathy essence. The sparkle in her eyes when she pops open a Dump Cake. The motherly tone that says, “I’ve microwaved a full lasagna in a coffee mug and you’re gonna eat it.” The unmatched swagger of someone who could sell you a can opener you didn’t know you needed at 3am on a Tuesday.
I need her for RP purposes (don't ask questions, just support me). Ideally, I’d like her rocking one of her signature power blouses—bonus points if her hands are permanently locked in a gesturing motion like she’s about to sell me something from the future.
If no one has made her yet… I’m prepared to beg, or summon her via dark cooking magic. I’m serious. This is now my arc. Please help me manifest this culinary goddess into the metaverse where she belongs.
Cathy Mitchell is not a want. She is a need.
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