LF: Nurgle Tan by Samzan
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BUMP BUMP HOLY BUMP OF ALL BUMPS.
NURGLE TAN????? IN THIS DAY AND AGE???????? holy fuck holy goddamn motherfucking SHIT nostalgia jumpscare I NEED THIS. ive never needed anything more in my LIFE even. i RESPECT this.
fuck i play deathguard guys i actually need this. i had to get rid of my army of pustule infested neckbeards semi recently. this has been a massive aching wound in my heart and this would heal it.
this is also just a REALLY fantastic model. i actually can't get across to you guys how much i want this. i would give my soul for this but it already belongs to my goddess of bedrot (haha jk chaos is lame and gay but its damn fun to play)
hey guys so here's a weird headcanon i have right, i bet nurgle sounds like foghorn leghorn. HEAR ME OUT: he's a pretty surprisingly "charismatic and fun" guy who lives in a fucking farm manorhouse in his realm. he just wants to sit down on his moldy porch, sip his asspiss lemonade and watch the sunset of decay. the whole point of nurgle is that he offers eternity, a chance at life, at the (sickeningly) low low price of forever rot, if you just come on down and let him touch you inappropriately. he is a grubby car salesman. IMAGINE HOW THIS VOICE WOULD TRANSLATE TO NURGLE TAN. its immaculate. perfection, actually. i might even fall to chaos myself.
idfk what a money is im an eternal being of concept and i yearn to create but alas, eternity is a long time so i'm stuck in the computer...
ⓥ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇsᴏɴɢ ᴏғ ʙᴜɢɢᴀᴍᴀɢᴜɢ.
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BUMP BUMP HOLY BUMP OF ALL BUMPS.
NURGLE TAN????? IN THIS DAY AND AGE???????? holy fuck holy goddamn motherfucking SHIT nostalgia jumpscare I NEED THIS. ive never needed anything more in my LIFE even. i RESPECT this.
fuck i play deathguard guys i actually need this. i had to get rid of my army of pustule infested neckbeards semi recently. this has been a massive aching wound in my heart and this would heal it.
this is also just a REALLY fantastic model. i actually can't get across to you guys how much i want this. i would give my soul for this but it already belongs to my goddess of bedrot (haha jk chaos is lame and gay but its damn fun to play)
hey guys so here's a weird headcanon i have right, i bet nurgle sounds like foghorn leghorn. HEAR ME OUT: he's a pretty surprisingly "charismatic and fun" guy who lives in a fucking farm manorhouse in his realm. he just wants to sit down on his moldy porch, sip his asspiss lemonade and watch the sunset of decay. the whole point of nurgle is that he offers eternity, a chance at life, at the (sickeningly) low low price of forever rot, if you just come on down and let him touch you inappropriately. he is a grubby car salesman. IMAGINE HOW THIS VOICE WOULD TRANSLATE TO NURGLE TAN. its immaculate. perfection, actually. i might even fall to chaos myself.
@buggamagug You are my favorite person. You are ABSOLUTELY CORRECT with how they would sound.
BUMP TO MAKE ME AND THIS PERSON'S DAY
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BUMP THIS SHIT EVERYDAY
lil story about my neckbeards:
My issue with warhammer players has pretty much universally been cringe ass marine players. NOT ALL marine players are cringe and bad, some are just cringe, but a subsection of the population are DEFINITELY neckbeards. This isn't good for any female walking in to the game shop looking to have a good time actually playing the game, let me fucking tell you. Getting hit on is directly against any semblance of fun I might have, I'm playing this because I need to cope with my self hatred somehow. THIS is why I play deathguard. its PERFECT. I don't paint em all green like normal nurgle, I paint em like they're the EPITOME OF NECKBEARD PERSONIFIED INTO A GUY. like okay some of my beloved guys rightMy lord of poxes, GREG THE MOLDY ONE. Complete with super duper pickelhaub and slight germanic regime themed (BUT ONLY BARELY VISIBLE, this is still a creature of shame) imagery, he has been left destitute laying in his closet for so long, his skin ungraced by the touch of a woman for so many centuries that he's been left to stew in not just his rage, but also his rot... This is the ULTIMATE unshowered incel.
My icon bearer, KEVIN THE EROTOMANIAC... His stand has been adorned with the girl of his dreams, a hot goth dommy mommy deldar. His armor is BEDECKLED in big titty anime tau. but fear not, he is STILL TOTALLY A BADASS, and he wants you to definitely know that. Just hope you don't think too hard about his choice of career, or his choice in women. He is no slaaneshi, he knows, deep down inside he has embraced his inability to fuck for he cares more for his grotesque display of slime rather than the anime bitches he proclaims his love for.
AND OF COURSE WHAT IS A DEATH GUARD WITHOUT ROTIGUS THE GREAT BLOATED ONE?? or rather.... WANKHAND THE DESTITUTE?? his real name has been lost to time, this is an ancient beast that has lost all semblance of his once (surprisingly) human former self. The nurglings sing his rotten ballad, though once he was mortal and a man, he still carried a diseased heart. Some things never change, and what does Nurgle love more than static rot?? He has given his entire self into nurgle out of sheer convenience for the lifestyle he chose to lead, now complete with rank swamp ass and tentacle hentai hand reaching out to touch you with his crusted and yellow cumslime. I used some green stuff to.... Accentuate the wand to signify beloved usage. He is, after so many years untouched, the most powerful wizard after all.
i fuck ass at warhammer because i direct all my epic girl gamer rage at all these neckbeards who hit on me and don't realize that deep down inside, I too, am a little touched by nurgle when I'm at my worst, which is way more often than I think they hope out of me. I side firmly with the imperium because I know giving up and giving in to chaos is UTTERLY SHAMEFUL.
..I miss my guys man.
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bumpi
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bump for the bacteria culture underneath nurgle-tan's bed
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I've attempted to convert the model to be VRC ready in the most basic way but while I know the unity side of it, there needs to be some work done in blender.
I got the FBX into unity, gave it an animator, expression menu etc but the VRC SDK doesn't know where the head, arms and feet are as the armature isn't set up for a humanoid, which needs to be done in blender. Every tiny piece of the body is a separated mesh, the eyes, eyebrows, mouth, etc etc, they need to be merged and the bones need to be named properly and parented in a way that VRC can read it (armature).
Blender gives me a headache on a good day so I do not wish to go that far lmao.
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I've attempted to convert the model to be VRC ready in the most basic way but while I know the unity side of it, there needs to be some work done in blender.
I got the FBX into unity, gave it an animator, expression menu etc but the VRC SDK doesn't know where the head, arms and feet are as the armature isn't set up for a humanoid, which needs to be done in blender. Every tiny piece of the body is a separated mesh, the eyes, eyebrows, mouth, etc etc, they need to be merged and the bones need to be named properly and parented in a way that VRC can read it (armature).
Blender gives me a headache on a good day so I do not wish to go that far lmao.
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bump cmon
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Never used Dropbox before, not sure if permissions are set correctly, had this for months but recently started combing through the forums for stuff. Figured I could contribute.
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