Hey! I'm Tap, I made this!
I know y'all aren't down to pay the $30. But I did work quite hard to make this a good system, and want to be compensated for my work. So how about this:

I've set up a 95% off discount code for you guys. The code is RipperStore-CollarAndLeash-aappytt - just put it in at checkout.

I won't report or ban anything - I get it, I used to be a pirate back in my younger years. You can use a throwaway email if you're concerned. I just want some kind of compensation for my work, y'know?